"REGULAR GUY"
I'm the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom 
Pleated khaki pants, and cologne that's the bomb 
[You sure smell purdy] 
Shake her dad's hand 
Look him in the eye 
And tell him straight up, I'm just a regular guy 
[I'll have her home by 9, sir] 

I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble 
[Let me get that for you, Ma'am] 
A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double 
[Let me get that for you, Ma'am] 
I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek 
A regular guy, just don't call me a geek 
A geek, yeah 

But sometimes I remember what got me here 
It was fighting, and cussing 
[Back off, I'm in a boy band!] 
And showing no fear 

[Allright. I have to calm down? All right.]] 

I watch Jay Leno [He's funny], 7th Heaven too 
And I sometimes ask myself what would Jesus do 
[Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change] 
I'm buds with my mom, and hang out with my dad 
[He's my buddy] 
I play everything safe so I'll never be sad 
(boo hoo)
I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble 
[Let me get that for you, Ma'am] 
A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double 
[I'm on it] 
I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek 
A regular guy, just don't call me a geek 
A geek, yeah 

[Don't push me!] 
Dammit, sometimes I wanna smash things up 
get
Jacked up, and wrapped up 
[I'm in a boy band! A boy band!] 
And have to pee in a cup 

I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble 
[I don't want any trouble.] 
A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double 
[I know the answer, sir!] 
I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek 
A regular guy, just don't call me a geek 
A geek 
im a regular guy   
    
  

 

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