Ben Wah Balls  
 
Passively one day as the sun rose out of its house 
So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth 
Happily and gay well I guess not exactly that 
Because he found this special girl 
That put him in this special trance 
He fell in love so quickly 
What the hell was he to expect 
That the girl under his arm wasn't the same 
As any other girl he had thought that he once met 
I guess you can only blame fate 
Things started getting weird as they started to kiss 
She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she'd missed 
And then quietly one day he sung a song from deep within his heart 
Causing some indigestion he finished with a great big fart 
And she knew at that one moment 
That song was something she heard before 
So she asked him to do it again 
Then out the door they hurried 
She was going to find out for sure 
So she analyzed his rear end S 
he said when I was a little girl 
My dad left my mom 
He always used to fart and sing this special song 
Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall 
Now I know that your my dad because you use 
Ben Wah Balls             


 

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